Microscopic Romantics T-Shirts

"I suppose this is goodbye."

Robocop and Juliet.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

William Wordsworth

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

It's the thought that counts!

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Lovers dressed as pears

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Honeyhuman Suite

"This could be the start of something big."

Busker in Tunnel of Love.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Romance in Yellow

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Barn Wedding

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."