Mini Romantics T-Shirts

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Right click for yes...

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Recess does things to a man."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Playground reputation.

Today's love

Consenting Adults.

A thief steals a heart

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

The Remote Olympics

"You need a mint."

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Renaissace Music Lovers

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Tunnel of Dove.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Hello, gorgeous!"

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

Tinder for dogs

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"