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A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Hello, gorgeous!"

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Selfie Stick

"Scuba cow"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Yes, one is a dog."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fishing for Birds

A man rakes a tree

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot