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'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"We have the exact same taste."

Tabletop Theatre

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'I did it all from memory.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Small child checks out a book.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Eva Schloss

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!