Miniature Memoirists T-Shirts

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're class action figures."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."