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"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Then what happened?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"They're class action figures."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Sushi Train Set.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Tiny people.

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."