Miniature Memoirists Gifts

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're class action figures."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Sushi Train Set.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."