Miniature Memoirist Gifts

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"I don't know what went wrong."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"They're class action figures."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Eva Schloss

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.