Miniature Memoirist Pillows

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"They're class action figures."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Eva Schloss