Miniature Romantics Pillows

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Tiny people.

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

Headphone swing

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Mini Computer

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'