Creative Memoirist Pillows

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

Football Chameleon

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Men dancing

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"