Creative Memoirist Gifts

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

Football Chameleon

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Men dancing

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."