Musical Memoirist Gifts

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

Kritik's Korner

Drummer

A man taking a bow

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Robert Schumann

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Lute

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Young Elvis

The Fab Four

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Don Pasquale

Sergei Taneyev

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Giuseppe Verdi

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Maestro

Art Garfunkel.