Musical Memoirist Prints

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'I wouldn't mind being on hold with the GP's surgery if they'd changed the music in the last 17 years.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A man taking a bow

Drummer

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Robert Schumann

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Giuseppe Verdi

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Don Pasquale

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Lute

Maestro

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Sergei Taneyev

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."