Musical Memories Fan Prints

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Little ship of horrors

Countess

Tristan and Isolde

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Animal Musicals

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

His master's voice

"Horton hears The Who!"

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

Brunhilde