Retro Memories Fan Prints

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Before the Internet

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Biliard Enthusiast

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."