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"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Lennon and McCartney.

Daughters on the beach

"This next one's another oldie."

Modern Major General

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Elvis Presley

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Tristan and Isolde

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Countess

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

Little ship of horrors

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Madonna's London stage debut.

Angus McKinnon Young

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Brunhilde

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Animal Musicals

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"