Miniature Dramatist Pillows

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Hard to follow...'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I tested very high in playing."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'Reflexes normal.'

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.