Miniature Filmmaker Gifts

Remote control pirate bully

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Walsh Miniatures

Table Tennis ball-boys