Mini Romantics Gifts

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Right click for yes...

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Recess does things to a man."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

Playground reputation.

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Consenting Adults.

A thief steals a heart

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

The Remote Olympics

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

Tinder for dogs

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"Hello, gorgeous!"

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'