Virtual Romantics Gifts

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Robocop and Juliet.

Online Dating

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Your website or mine?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

cuPad

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

The Joy Of Txt...

"Romance"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."