Virtual Romance Enthusiast Gifts

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"We met online."

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

Yin/Yang Dating

"Hang on - I've got an app for this..!"

Tinder Maze

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

"We met in a chat room and now you won't chat."

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

'We've got to stop seeing each other...my wife is getting suspicious!'

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

'She claims to have carpel - tunnel, but I think she's dumping me.'

"So what do you think about this coronaviruses thing"

"When I say we met online, I haven't physically seen him yet."

"I like dating on line - You don't have to get all dressed up."