Net Romantics Gifts

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Today's love

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Graffitti.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Zoom Wedding

Online marriage ceremony.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

William Wordsworth

It's the thought that counts!

The Joy Of Txt...

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Romance"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."