Tech Romantics Gifts

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Will you share your screen with me?"

Dating computers.

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

Fatal attraction

Robocop and Juliet.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Today's love

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'Young Love'

Zoom Wedding

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."