Tech-savvy Romantics Gifts

Love at first text.

Couple communicating via technology

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"We met through an internet chat group. Now he wants to mail me his digitalised sperm."

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Okay sir.I've fed your personal profile into the computer,and your ideal partner should look something like..."

 'It's really simple, Scruffy. Just put your scent on this card and we'll run it through the computer.'

"We need to text about our relationship."

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."

Covid safe weddings

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"Lewis decided to try computer dating."

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

'After you text 'I do'... you may kiss the bride.'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

'We were matched by computer.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'I'm sorry, Michael, but I need some cyberspace.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Look, honey – relationships are back!"

COVID Roll In The Hay

'Our 4th generation FemFone will help you detect a loser lover.'

Love in social networks

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Shoot.

Will you blab about this on social media? Relax. I don't kiss and tweet.

"I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now delete your Tinder profiles."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Robocop and Juliet.