Tech-savvy Romancer Gifts

"So - we meet at last."

Dating app for bottoms

"I think it's serious. Tonight he asked if he could use my name as his computer password."

'Well, if you won't go out with me, how about visiting my website?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Sexual chemistry set

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Today's love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Zoom Wedding

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'We were matched by computer.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'