Tech-savvy Romancer Gifts

"So - we meet at last."

Dating app for bottoms

"I think it's serious. Tonight he asked if he could use my name as his computer password."

'Well, if you won't go out with me, how about visiting my website?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Sexual chemistry set

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Today's love

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Zoom Wedding

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'We were matched by computer.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Emoticons and human relationships.