Techy Romantics Gifts

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Carbon Dating.

'That must be my computer date.'

The Joy Of Txt...

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Romance"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"