Geeky Romantics Gifts

Chips That Pass in the Night

Another Failed Geek Pickup Line

An action figure, from the gentleman.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

Online Dating

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Today's love

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Carbon Dating.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Not on my watch..."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Couple entering tunnel of love, man on mobile phone says: 'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."