Techy Romantics T-Shirts

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

cuPad

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Zoom Wedding

'That must be my computer date.'

Carbon Dating.

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Romance"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."