Techie Romantic T-Shirts

"My webcam is on the fritz. Let me email you a photo of myself at twenty one and in the best shape of my life."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Looking For Love.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

cuPad

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Young Love'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Carbon Dating.

'That must be my computer date.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Using a social media app to date

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'