Mystical Romantics T-Shirts

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Quantum Psychic

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Date Night

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

A voodoo doctor.

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Centaur falls in love.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Transylvanian Snails.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Mermen

Honeyhuman Suite

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

'He said my future stinks.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

"Hello, gorgeous!"

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'