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Centaur falls in love.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Europa takes a selfie

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

At the end of the rainbow

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

For services to Tourism. . .

Octopus Lady

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

William Tell (alternate)

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'It's a heart attack!'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'