Mythical Romance Enthusiast Gifts

Centaur falls in love.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Europa takes a selfie

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

For services to Tourism. . .

Octopus Lady

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

William Tell (alternate)

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

Catch of the day

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'