Mythical Romance Seeker Gifts

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Centaur falls in love.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

For services to Tourism. . .

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

Octopus Lady

Valentine for Guru.

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

I just knew this would be dull.

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

Ouija board speaks recorded options

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''