Mythical Romance Seeker Prints

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Centaur falls in love.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

For services to Tourism. . .

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

Octopus Lady

Valentine for Guru.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

I just knew this would be dull.

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

Ouija board speaks recorded options

"Hang on, kid!"

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'