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One-celled dog.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Subatomic particles

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'ADN'

Bonsai Exhibit

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Spider boy

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

Thank You to Vaccinators

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'