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'Be back here by 10 o'clock, okay? Now if you decide to reproduce, you better make sure it's by binary fission. You got that young lady?'

Subatomic particles

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'ADN'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Virus

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

The Next Big Thing#2

Tourist of the sea.

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

'What are YOU looking at?'

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'