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'Could I switch to bacteriology for awhile? - The stars are REALLY making me feel insignificant.'

"I wish you wouldn't speak with your food vacuole full."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Please, George...not here!"

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Walsh Miniatures

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

Mini Computer

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

A computer mouse's offspring.

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis