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"Doctor, come look at a laughing matter!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Cell Phone

"Please, George...not here!"

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

"The doctor will see you now."

'Put it under my microscope!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'