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"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Alpha Males in the biology lab.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'...Those opposed?'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

'The body of a flea magnified 215 times.'

'For some reason, she gets a kick out of swatting testosterone molecules.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Apfelbaum has a theory that multicellular life began with tailgating.'

"Whoa! - there IS more to life than what you see on TV!"

Voyeurs in the Lab

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Hospital Departments

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Musical Eye Test

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.