Microscope T-Shirts

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Excuse me while I check the small print!" (Using a microscope).

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Subatomic particles

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

Bacteria fame at last.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s