Microscope T-Shirts

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Excuse me while I check the small print!" (Using a microscope).

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Subatomic particles

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Bacteria fame at last.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"