Microscope Magician T-Shirts

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Subatomic particles

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

The quarantine self cut.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"It's a VERY novel variant!"