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'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Please, George...not here!"

'Put it under my microscope!'

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'