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'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Please, George...not here!"

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

'Put it under my microscope!'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."