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Bacteria fame at last.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Please, George...not here!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Put it under my microscope!'

"It's a VERY novel variant!"