Microscope Mysteries T-Shirts

'It's an EC directive listing regulation sizes for molecular structures.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Subatomic particles

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Bacteria fame at last.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'