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'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Bacteria fame at last.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I feel so seen right now."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Please, George...not here!"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"A man and his choo-choo."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.