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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"It's a VERY novel variant!"