Microscopic Worlds Gifts

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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"Please, George...not here!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Put it under my microscope!'