Microscopic Adventurer Gifts

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

The experienced backpacker.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"That was a boring field trip."

Blood Peer Pressure.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."