Microscopic Adventurer Prints

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

The experienced backpacker.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"That was a boring field trip."

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

Blood Peer Pressure.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."